Communicating with mum...

Scenerio 1:

Win : Mum, I'm going to college tomorrow, got class...
Mum: U are going out tomorrow? For what?!
Win : Got class la, 4-6...
Mum: Where are you going tomorrow?
Win : College la...4-6
Mum: What time?
Win: -_-".....


Scenerio 2:

Win : Daddy, the movie we watch yesterday was funny ya? The fella is so stupid la...Put the broom in the fire...
Dad : Ya, and he did not even know... idiot rite?
Mum: Like that oso funny, dunno why you like that kind of show, so...dangerous le!
Win & Dad : Dangerous?
Mum: Ya la, leaving the mop on the floor like that...
Win & Dad: what mop? Comedy where got dangerous le...
Mum: I'm talking bout the fella la...
Win & Dad: -_-" We are talking bout the show la...
Mum: I dunno wat u talking about... i am talking bout the fella, u ppl did not listen properly...
Win & Dad: .....


Scenario 3:

Win : And to take care of computers got a lot of way one ya know...
Mum: Ya meh, who say one...
Win : Ya wat, you have to do regular check up for your com to make sure its healthy..Hav to "sterelize" your com once in a while and have to clean it oso...
Mum: I agree...I need to buy dettol for you edi...
Win : Huh? Buy dettol for what, i dun use dettol oso...
Mum: u say u wan to "sterilize" your com ma..u say u wan to clean it wat, dettol is good for killing germs!
Win : -_-" ..."Mummy, by "sterelize" i mean do regular check ups la..
Mum: What check-ups?
Win : Run an anti-virus scanner to scan my com ...
Mum: Ceh, i thought u say u wanna clean your computer using wet cloth, dettol and all.....
Win :


Conclusion:

You have to know my mum to communicate with her,she has problems processing things that are told, she jumps frm topic to topic without any warning and... she is a computer illiterate...sadly!