M Day...

It's the annual M Day... No, its not Monday, although it is Monday today....

I am talking about Mother's Day, today is not Mother's Day, but it will be soon in a few days time... However, this wonderful occasion has been renamed by my mum and dad respectively....

My mum calls it the Monster Day...technically speaking my mum IS a monster...

My dad's version is much better and i think it actually fits... Mad Women's Day, I LIKE!!!

One way or another my mum is a lil mad, but of course everyone is a little mad, but be it you have a monster for a mother , a mad woman for a mother, or a wonderfully perfect mother, let's all celebrate this occasion with them, and make them feel happy and cherished for this one day of the year. Let us all be the victims of the many marketing and promotions events made up for this one occasion.

Till next month then, when we will come up with wat F Day stands for...No four letter words pls!

Communicating with mum...

Scenerio 1:

Win : Mum, I'm going to college tomorrow, got class...
Mum: U are going out tomorrow? For what?!
Win : Got class la, 4-6...
Mum: Where are you going tomorrow?
Win : College la...4-6
Mum: What time?
Win: -_-".....


Scenerio 2:

Win : Daddy, the movie we watch yesterday was funny ya? The fella is so stupid la...Put the broom in the fire...
Dad : Ya, and he did not even know... idiot rite?
Mum: Like that oso funny, dunno why you like that kind of show, so...dangerous le!
Win & Dad : Dangerous?
Mum: Ya la, leaving the mop on the floor like that...
Win & Dad: what mop? Comedy where got dangerous le...
Mum: I'm talking bout the fella la...
Win & Dad: -_-" We are talking bout the show la...
Mum: I dunno wat u talking about... i am talking bout the fella, u ppl did not listen properly...
Win & Dad: .....


Scenario 3:

Win : And to take care of computers got a lot of way one ya know...
Mum: Ya meh, who say one...
Win : Ya wat, you have to do regular check up for your com to make sure its healthy..Hav to "sterelize" your com once in a while and have to clean it oso...
Mum: I agree...I need to buy dettol for you edi...
Win : Huh? Buy dettol for what, i dun use dettol oso...
Mum: u say u wan to "sterilize" your com ma..u say u wan to clean it wat, dettol is good for killing germs!
Win : -_-" ..."Mummy, by "sterelize" i mean do regular check ups la..
Mum: What check-ups?
Win : Run an anti-virus scanner to scan my com ...
Mum: Ceh, i thought u say u wanna clean your computer using wet cloth, dettol and all.....
Win :


Conclusion:

You have to know my mum to communicate with her,she has problems processing things that are told, she jumps frm topic to topic without any warning and... she is a computer illiterate...sadly!