Parents...

My mum is not one of those people who are most up to date with celebrity issues...She don't know who Leonardo DiCarpio is, she don't know who is Ronaldo...For some wierd reason, she knows David Becham (must be his looks). Little did i know how far she is back...I mean, she knew who Britney Spears is/was...

During Mother's Day dinner:

Dad: Wait a minute, which Paris are you talking about?
Win: What? You thought I was Paris Hilton? I am talking bout the restoran (chinese restaurant called Paris)
Dad: Oh...
Mum: Paris what Paris?
Dad: The woman is about to go to jail
Mum: Paris? You mean the footballer?>

Everyone: .....

Brother: Paris Hilton la, she is a woman, where got footballer?
Win: Since when is any of the footballers named Paris is going to jail?



Haih, my mum can really come up with classic moments like this sometimes...

btw, what is it with dads, my dad has this weird habit where he likes to pull his beard (you know those short hairs on his face, dunno the other word for it) Is it only my dad, or those other guys does it? Curious...

Communicating with mum...

Scenerio 1:

Win : Mum, I'm going to college tomorrow, got class...
Mum: U are going out tomorrow? For what?!
Win : Got class la, 4-6...
Mum: Where are you going tomorrow?
Win : College la...4-6
Mum: What time?
Win: -_-".....


Scenerio 2:

Win : Daddy, the movie we watch yesterday was funny ya? The fella is so stupid la...Put the broom in the fire...
Dad : Ya, and he did not even know... idiot rite?
Mum: Like that oso funny, dunno why you like that kind of show, so...dangerous le!
Win & Dad : Dangerous?
Mum: Ya la, leaving the mop on the floor like that...
Win & Dad: what mop? Comedy where got dangerous le...
Mum: I'm talking bout the fella la...
Win & Dad: -_-" We are talking bout the show la...
Mum: I dunno wat u talking about... i am talking bout the fella, u ppl did not listen properly...
Win & Dad: .....


Scenario 3:

Win : And to take care of computers got a lot of way one ya know...
Mum: Ya meh, who say one...
Win : Ya wat, you have to do regular check up for your com to make sure its healthy..Hav to "sterelize" your com once in a while and have to clean it oso...
Mum: I agree...I need to buy dettol for you edi...
Win : Huh? Buy dettol for what, i dun use dettol oso...
Mum: u say u wan to "sterilize" your com ma..u say u wan to clean it wat, dettol is good for killing germs!
Win : -_-" ..."Mummy, by "sterelize" i mean do regular check ups la..
Mum: What check-ups?
Win : Run an anti-virus scanner to scan my com ...
Mum: Ceh, i thought u say u wanna clean your computer using wet cloth, dettol and all.....
Win :


Conclusion:

You have to know my mum to communicate with her,she has problems processing things that are told, she jumps frm topic to topic without any warning and... she is a computer illiterate...sadly!