On books!

Just no too long ago, i logged into Messenger, and i saw my ex-boss quoting that she says she is writing a book. Was about to ask but thought better of it, cause i remember i dun like people to disturb me when i am writing. So, i left it at that.

Then, i when to MPH and i saw rows and rows of book (inviting isnt it!) and there's a section about ppl's autobiography. I looove reading interesting biography's. Although, Thira thinks its a waste of time reading about someone else's life, i beg to differ. The only problem is, i realise most of the bio were written by someone else, like David Beckham, Diana (the DIANA), some geisha, and some one else....

The point is, its sad and confusing, sad cause someone else makes a profit out of your life after your death, confusing because ppl dunno wat is true and what is not. So, i am going to announce that if there were a biography about me after my death, that is not written by moi, dun buy! I dun wan someone else telling my story, twisting everything, adding salt, vinegar and sugar along the way and then making a whole lotta money for themselves. Doesnt matter if they say they are my friend or not, my friends would not make profit out of my death...

Here's how i will start my book...

Dear reader,

If you took this book out of the shelf of a bookstore, it means i am someone famous/respected or someone that die tragically (although i would prefer the first option!), or else i could not think of any other reason why anyone would be bothered to print let alone buy my book. However, if you were to take this book out of a dusty pile of stuff, it might mean that you might be one of my descendence(if i have any!, or you might just be someone close.

By the time you are reading this, i might as well be dead, or else you would not be reading this book, let alone lay your hands on it. The reason i write this book is not for profit (cause i am dead, you see.)It is to keep nosy ppl out of my business and to stop them from putting words into my mouth i also dun want anyone else telling my life's story. Cause i think the only person who knows my life best, is none other than the person who lives it, which unfortunately is me... So, if you are buying or reading this book because you want to know about certain aspect of my life, feel free to do so (cause i am already dead, i can't do nothing about it now.) But, if what you are looking for is not found here, there could only be these few scenario, it's not true, i have never heard of it, i dun want to talk about it or it's so insinificant i dun even want to bothered to include it in this book.

So there, have a nice read.

Warmest reagrds,
-Win-