House Quotes...

i have been and i suppose i will be a faihful follower of House MD. ever since i caught the first episode of the how on AXN. I have following it religiously ever since (and its the only drama series i actually pursue, quite surprising actually!)
Since i am way ahead of Malaysian viewers by one entire season, and since the new season wont be released any time soon, and since i ave abandon my studies for the time being, and since i have not been updating my blog for a while, and since...OK, i will just stop rite here, although i could go on....

I have compiled some classic quotes from House for 3 seasons, patience is needed, cause this might take a while, but feel free to skip it, no one is making go through these crap:


Dr. House: [to the crowd in the walk-in clinic's waiting area] Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm Doctor Gregory House; you can call me "Greg." I'm one of three doctors staffing this clinic this morning.

Dr. House: But not to worry, because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: this is Vicodin. It's mine. You can't have any. And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem. But who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell. So, who wants me? [nobody moves] And who would rather wait for one of the other two guys?
[Everybody raises their hands.]

Dr. House: When she went into cardiac arrest in the clinic, I had to open her blouse to do CPR, and I learned two things. One is that nuns can have nice breasts. The other is that she has a tattoo on her shoulder, of a skunk. Now maybe it's the sacred skunk of St. Joseph...

Dr. House: I don't ask why patients lie. I just assume they all do.

Dr. House: You put the Queen on your money, you're British.

Dr. House: DNR means Do Not Resuscitate, it does not say Do Not Treat"

Dr. House: Like I always say, there's no "I" in "team." There is a "me," though, if you jumble it up.

Dr. House: I take risks; sometimes patients die. But not taking risks causes more patients to die, so I guess my biggest problem is I've been cursed with the ability to do the math.

Dr. House: Are you ... comparing me to God? I mean, that's great, but just so you know, I've never made a tree.

Dr. House: Lungs, skin... skin, lungs... Sklungs?

Dr. House: Gotta go—building full of sick people. If I can hurry, maybe I can avoid them.

Dr. House: [cellphone rings, he answers] House's house of whining, state your complaint!

Dr. House: He's teaching prepubescent kids that truth matters, God doesn't, and life sucks. I like him.

Dr. House: Normal's not normal, if you're not normal.

Dr. House: I was curious. Since I'm not a cat, that's not dangerous.

Dr. House: Why does God get all the credit whenever something good happens?!