Animal Encounters....

I have not been an animal person, I never know why; perhaps it is because of these few experince that i have in my childhood that left me with traumatic childhoos memories with animals, to be more specific insects and reptiles....

When i was around the age of 4, i made my parents proud when i graduated from potty training. I am now ready for the big one the toilet bowl! But noooooo! The experience is not nice at all, infact its horrific! One day, i decide to do the "big" one without adult supervision, ya know, a kid needs their own privacy rite? So, i got everything done on my own and i was sitting on the toilet bowl ready to do my business...I dunno wat happen next or wat made me jump up...all i know is, the next minute i was staring at a rat! A RAT!!! Not the cute white lab rat kinda rat, but the dirty grey and big, fat rat!!! The next minute was all chaos, i slam the toilet bowl shut and ran to my mom who flush the thing away. Needless to say, i revert back to using my pink teddy bear for a few more months before i even try getting close to the toilet bowl.

The next one wasnt nice either, i was about 7, i think. And like all seven years old we have lots of stories to tell... so, there i was talking to my mum; actually i was answering her question. And guess wat? A bloody bee flew into my mouth! Of all places my mouth! Double eweness! So damn disgusting!!! i spit that damn bugger out and told my mum i got sting. Hah, actually i wasnt sting, was just trying to get the attention, and i got a lollipop for that..hehe. Ok, maybe this one wasnt all that bad.

Then, there's the case that happen a few years ago. You know, there's this big fat lizard that is living under my washing machine. So, my parents wanted to get rid of the bugger cause the lizard shit all over the place, and we have to clean it up. Well, i thought of it more as a pet actually so i disuade my parents from killing it. And then, i was bathing one night, my bathroom is near the washing machine btw. *scrub scrub scrub* and then, the next moment....the bloody lizard fell on me! Wat the hell!!!! I mean, probably the little thing was trying to thank me for sving its life, but no need to get so close la. I like you, but not that much. It was only later that i read some where that says that, it is consider as a lucky omen if a lizard falls on your left shoulder...hmm, amybe the lizard knows wat it was doing afterall....

This one is the creepiest of them all. As all those who knows me knows that i am DEADLY afraid of the croakcroch. Need i emphasize the word "DEADLY". I hated every bit of that damn insect every bit, from its feelers till it very last tail (if it has one, so to say.) I was sleeping, at night la duh! And it was really late bout like 3 in the morning (ok, maybe it wasnt night after all.) And then, i felt this thing that is tickling my hand, but i disregard it...and then i felt something crawling on my hand. well, being able to sense that "thing" i knew it was the roach... I ran to my dad, woke him up and made him catch that brown disgusting insect before i even wan to sleep. Needless to say,, i change my bed sheet, pillow case and everything else i could thing of changing before i even dare sleep on my bed. By the time i finally tune in, it was almost 5 in the morning....